After all, it's been more than two years since our first date and more than one year since our second. In fact, a friend recently asked for a Chubs update and I happily reported, "Oh, no. That's dunzo for good. He told me he erased my number from his phone."
Fast forward to 10:41 pm yesterday.
You want to have some fun?
Ooooh, Chubs, you've come a long way since your vagina hat days.