Thursday, November 5, 2009

Christopher Robin on Match.com

Dating headline:

“True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it.” –– Francois VI, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613–1680), French author


Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Boobs.com

Another charmer...who I will NOT be rescheduling a date with...

"just don't wear any revealing tops or i'll hyperventilate"

Oh, don't you worry about that...

I can't help but wonder, what do guys say to girls who aren't busty during pre-blind-date communication?

Monday, November 2, 2009

Ladylike Behavior

After a bout with food poisoning...

Friend: Yes for sure....ugh. Do u feel skinny?
Me: no. not even. i wish.
Me: Too fat to even feel skinny after barfing...

Aren't I charming?